Internet Friends?

Internet Friends?

So, recently, on social media sites, I've been noticing a pattern when you have problems. 

Me: *clearly has some kind of problem* *is upset*

Real Friends: *don't care*

Internet Friends: *care and will literally talk to you 'til one in the morning because they legit care about you.*

Me: *has another problem*

Real Friends: *don't care*

Internet Friends: *care so much they literally threaten to hack your account and post nice things about you if you won't cheer up*

Me: *has yet another problem*

Real Friends: *don't care*

Internet Friends: *hack into account and post many nice and incredible things about me*

Like, I have a question- why is it not socially acceptable to socialize with people on a SOCIAL MEDIA site? I mean it's a SOCIAL MEDIA site. SOCIAL. I mean, nooooo- we have to toooouuuuuchhhh them and seeeeeeee them to talk to them. 

I actually have my handful of internet friends. One of my closest ones is named Taye, and she's super awesome, makes me feel better, and calls me weird names and is just amazing in general. She's hilarious. Dramatic, but hilarious. I don't know what I would do without her. I also have a friend Brianna too and she's a huge Dan and Phil fan and we're all best friends. They help me through so much and I want to meet them and give them huge hugs telling them how much they mean to me.

Can we, like, just ignore the fact that we can't PHYSICALLY talk to them or hear them? I mean, we teenagers have very good senses, and can tell when someone is being fake. Like- people might think that about you as well, you know? 

Like, can we just all get along? This is a social media site, and we're supposed to be social. If you have friends on it, that's what makes it fun. NOW GO OUT THERE AND MAKE SOME FRIENDS.

- It'sCalledTeenager

Never Growing Up

How to be a Friend- a Tutorial

How to be a Friend- a Tutorial

We've all been there. A wallflower. An outcast. A loner. That one person that's by themselves at social gatherings, school, parties, etc. You've probably just walked right past them, without even giving them a second glance. They've learned to just blend in with the wallpaper, with their surroundings and with their environment.

Well, why don't you ever just approach someone who's lonely and start talking to them? Because it's not cool? Because your friends wouldn't approve? Because you wouldn't approve your friends doing that? Or because you just plain don't want to? 

Look, pal, I need you to think about this for a second. Why do you ignore them? I mean, is it going to hurt you to go up and say hi? Are you physically disabled and not able to strike up a conversation with that person? I mean, it's not that hard to say "Oh, hi, I'm ____". 

I mean- that "hi" could have been a big change in that person's life. Come on, be a neighbor. Maybe you guys'll even become friends.

                                -It'sCalledTeenager

                                       Never Growing Up

Like, Crushes?

Like, Crushes?

So... What the hell are feelings? Like, what are hormones? wHAT are crushes? Why do I feel physically and emotionally attracted to someone? Especially if it's someone that is soooo out of my league? Like, do I enjoy watching myself suffer? Do I enjoy feeling my heart break into a thousand tiny pieces when they get together with someone else? Well, I guess so. 

What to do if you have a crush? You can't do anything about it. But the best piece of advice I can tell you is tell no one, and never think about him/her and instead, fall in love with ice cream. Trust me, it works. 

But, like, I can't stress this enough. DON'T. TELL. ANYONE. If word somehow slips out, and everyone finds out, at least you can tell everyone in your defense that you never told anyone. Having a crush is one thing, but talking about it is another. If you blab and blab and blab about who you like and how cute he is, don't go around scratching your head because everyone knows who you like.

@ friends, stop being annoying and asking who I like as well. If your friends don't appreciate your personal space, they're not true friends. So what I'm saying is if you have friends that don't appreciate your privacy, DUMP 'EM. It works. It works.

     Signing out,

It'sCalledTeenager, Never Growing Up.

Welcome to my Blog!

Welcome to My Blog!

Hey, guys! So... This is my first post... Well, hiya! I'm going to start off with a list of a lot of things that teenagers face. I'll probably address all of these later on, but let's just start with the basics, shall we?

1) Terribly terrible friends: this one is a major bummer. But everyone goes through it- so many friends will be lost along the way, but you'll make new ones, too!

2) Embarrassing moments: yeah, so... Apparently, denying that you did something embarrassing will make the situation worse, but... Next time you do something embarrassing, instead of denying it and getting embarrassed, laugh with them, and talk it off.

3) Parents: they're so annoying. They won't leave you alone, will they? But after you fight with them, and you make up, it won't hurt to tell them that you love them, will it?

Well, that's all for now, guys! Bye!

              ~It'sCalledTeenager... Never Growing Up.
                         www.Itscalledteenager.com